The Twelve Days of Christmas for Writers

by DiAnn Mills @DiAnnMills

The Twelve Days of Christmas has been given a new twist. This version is for writers.

On the first day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the second day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

  

On the third day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me

Five signed contracts,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Six pink highlighters,

Five signed contracts,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five contracts signed,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eight thick-skinned edits,

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five contracts signed,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Nine cups of Starbucks,

Eight thick-skinned edits,

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five contracts signed,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

  

On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Ten Godiva chocolates,

Nine cups of Starbucks,

Eight thick-skinned edits,

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five contracts signed,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eleven million readers,

Ten Godiva chocolates,

Nine cups of Starbucks,

Eight thick-skinned edits,

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five contracts signed,

Four proofreaders,

Three IPads,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me

Twelve bookson blogging,

Eleven million readers,

Ten Godiva chocolates,

Nine cups of Starbucks,

Eight thick-skinned edits,

Seven eager agents,

Six pink highlighters,

Five signed, contracts,

Four proofreaders,

Three Kindle Fires,

Two webinars,

The Blue Ridge Conference in May.

!

 

Actually, I signed the contracts and sent back the gifts. Will you be at the 2019 Blue Ridge Mountains Christian Writers Conference in May?

DiAnn Mills is a bestselling author who believes her readers should expect an adventure. She is a storyteller. Her titles have appeared on the CBA and ECPA bestseller lists; won two Christy Awards; and been finalists for the RITA, Daphne Du Maurier, Inspirational Readers’ Choice, and Carol award contests.

DiAnn is a founding board member of the American Christian Fiction Writers, a member of Advanced Writers and Speakers Association, Mystery Writers of America, Suspense Sister, and International Thriller Writers. She is co-director of The Blue Ridge Mountain Christian Writers Conference and The Mountainside Marketing Conference with social media specialist Edie Melson. She teaches writing workshops around the country. DiAnn is active online and would love to connect with readers on any of the social media platforms listed at www.diannmills.com.

Follow DiAnn on Twitter: @DiAnnMills

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  1. All right, DiAnn, you have me smiling at an early hour! Thank you and Merry Christmas!

  2. Love this, DiAnn! And yes, I hope to be at Blue Ridge this year!